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it’s be real nice for someone to talk to me pls just send me asks im lonely

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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johnshavesfor-sherlock:

teamladsximpala:

arthurkirklandofficial:

kyriankreep:

mollyiscoolokay:

The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each

#the dfs sale is still on though

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i dont know whats happening in this post

British stuff

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

theannieplanet:

theannieplanet:

theannieplanet:

so i naturally have these bags under my eyes, right, no matter what i do they dont go away

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anyway so i found out if i stretch my face and tip it up and to the side they go away

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so im just gonna walk around like this forever

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“HEY GUYS”

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ive stopped fighting it

get this post to 100,000 notes

god fucking damnit

ewzayns:

ewzayns:

jmeshoran:

jaesama:

when your favorite band has shitty merch
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not anymore

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I take it back

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vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

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at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

highcutie:

have you ever cried so hard it physically hurts your stomach because you wanted no one to hear